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Mankind had been struggling to find the perfect food since the beginning of time. This struggle ended in 1983, when a very special company invented what is, perhaps finest delicacy the world knows today. That’s right; I am talking, of course, about the Thin Mint. The Thin Mint was created by the Girl Scouts corporation, perhaps one of the most clever, but underhanded companies that this world has ever seen. “What could the Girl Scouts possibly do wrong?” you may ask. “Their product is so delicious, there is no way the people who made it could be bad!” you may say. Well let me tell you this; the only good thing about girl scouts, is they are usually light enough to literally throw off of your property. The Girl Scouts have been doing business since the early nineteen hundreds. In the beginning, they were a very innocent group, focused on not only doing good deeds, but making sure the youth was staying out of trouble. Let me make it clear that it was never the Girl Scouts who wronged America, but the managers and founders of the Girl Scouts. Every company needs several things; people, organization, and a source of income. The Girl Scouts have always had people, and have always had organization. The part that makes them clever, the part that makes them crafty, the most important part of their organization: cookies. That’s right, cookies. They could find no better way to keep their organization going then to send out hordes of little cookie-bearing girls going house to house, disturbing people at supper time. They are no better than the common telemarketer. Oh sure, it seems irresistible to buy something from a cute little girl, looking only to make money to support an organization to keep her out of trouble. Who could say no? Any sensible person could. Fact: studies have shown that the average thin mint is as addictive as the world’s most dangerous drug: Marijuana. That is right. The Girl Scout corporation wants nothing more than to use sweet little innocent children to get you addicted to their product. They may as well be using baby seals to sell you cigarettes! And to make matters worse, once they get you addicted to their harmful product, they make you wait until the local Girl Scouts want to go on some demon worshipping retreat or something before you even have THE OPTION to be bothered by them. This is plainly both wrong and disgusting. Everybody knows that it should be every man’s right to walk down to the store, buy overpriced food, and gorge themselves on it until they are morbidly obese. It is the American way! I find it odd that the American way, of all things, means nothing to the Girl Scouts of America! But I guess it doesn’t. What a sad world we live in. I’m talking about a world where it is easier to score meth than it is to get a steady fix of thin mints.