Would this work at the labor and delivery ?

Ok so im over being pregnant and I am full term so I know it'll be ok. I have been having sex and doing the nipple stimulation and it causes painful contractions for about ten minutes than it stops and it had just crossed my mind that what if I went into the l&d tonight and told them im having pain and then they hook me up to monitors and track my contractions and while they leave the room i perform the nipple stimulation and then they see that im having contractions and so they keep watch and see that its not going away but not going fast enough so they decide to speed things up with pitocin and so actually little do they know they are inducing me..would this work? And please no smart like comments just answer my question after all this is for answering and asking questions. Thank you.